I have just made a dick of myself

I answered an advert in the local paper “Looking for voulunteers for missionary service”. I thought that that would be my cup of tea.

I rang up and they were very helpful. on the phone and asked when I could pop down, to town for an interview.

I got showered and made sure I looked my best. I was wearing stocking, camel toe knickers and a very, very short dress . I arrived at the building and made my way up the stairs and entered the offices. I went over to the receptionist she gave me a very strange look but non the less invited me to wait in a side room. She said that Mr Thomas would be along shortly to interview me and I should make myself comfortable.

In the tiny waiting room there was a huge sofa against the wall miles to big for the space available. I had been to these kind of interviews before, where the couch plays a vital role so I lay on it and stated to warm myself up. I was just getting into it, with my special built in camel toe knickers, pulled to the side, three fingers up my pussy, when Mr Thomas walked in. He looked a little surprised to say the least. “Er hello er Miss Hybrid” he mumbled. “Hi Mr Thomas, dont be shy, I couldnt wait, so I have started without you. I was so keen for the job. Just get your cock out and get on top of me,” I said excitedly.

He just stood there looking shocked. “Here, I’ll help you” I said and reached up to his belt and undid it and then the button and zip on his trousers. His trousers fell to the floor, he still hadnt spoken. I pulled his boxer shorts down. He had a fair cock on him which was hanging straight down but was twitching. It started to get harder and in no time was stading straight out at 90 degrees, right in my face. I opened my mouth and took it to the back of my mouth, then shoved my tongue forward and swallowed his rapidly hardening cock. He was groaning a little and pushed my head away and almost jumped onto the sofa. He was on top of me and between my wide open legs hands either side of my head. He was thrusting his hips like crazy, but as his hands were supporting him he was unable to use them to help his hard cock find its target. He put his mouth over mine and gave me a slobery wet tongue kiss. He was still thrusting all over the place and nearly got it in but then went off target again. “I’ll help” I Said, “cunt or arse?” “Both” he gasped. I reached down and took hold of his now very hard cock, which was still thrusting everywhere and I tried to guided it into my pussy.”stop while I get it in my hole” I told him. He did as I said but the moment he felt contact with my pussy lips he rammed it full depth. It was a good job that I had warmed my pussy up I though to myself.

“That feels good I said” But he had stopped. He groaned, shuddered and said “I’m comingI. I could feel his hot cum flooding into my pussy. “I’m sorry” he said, “I couldnt help it”

Great, I though what a let down. “Its ok we can do it again in a few minutes” I said. I was a bit frustrated though as it had not even gone in and out, just in. “I hope I have got the job” I said. He looked a little perplexed. “You know, for the missionary position” I continued. “You just interviewed me?”

“Er Miss Hybrid, I think there has been some confusion…er we are looking for foreign missionaries.” he said getting quieter by the word. “Oh” was my lame reply. He was still laying on top of me and his cock was still in. “Well. if its ok with you Mr Thomas I would like to take the job you interviewed me for. I am available pretty much anytime you fancy it.” I said. He smiled broadly and I felt his cock start to harden. “How about now?” he asked and started to slowly thrust again. “Seems like as good a time as any and I notice you have provided a huge amount of lube!” I added. He started thrusting really hard, long and slow. so now I have a job and a very flexible one  xx