I told the silly old geriatric fucker
that I had no idea where all the water went.
You will see in todays update why water consumption is spiraling out of control.
I thought the silly old twat was going to have another heart attack, when he opened the bill.
He would have had one if he knew about my fabulous spit roast I had for lunch with his friends and one of their secretaries.
Miss Hybrid,
maybe you should cut down on the water consumption….look at the floods….and we’ll have a hosepipe ban in June again !!!
Actually, it’s a small price to pay to see you in such provocative and alluring poses….. carry on 🙂
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