I went to see the old tart for a long weekend. Just took the essential in a case…..incase! I was desperate for a wee, so as soon as I was through the gates I couldnt wait. When I finally got into the house, I watered the very sad looking plant, went to my dressing room … Continue reading Returning home after visiting Mummy.→
Before any smart arse says anything….I know the sauna wasnt switched on. I tried to do it hot but the camera went all sweaty, the fucking photographer had a hard on sweat on and a rapid faint on. After biving him another blow job to bring him round I thought, “fuck it I’ll just have … Continue reading Having finger licking fun…→
This is what I wore to the Horse Racing, when I went with the girls. We all got pissed on Champagne and spent most of the afternoon having an orgy in the limo. I made it clear to some of Lord B’s friends I would be there for the afternoon, If they wanted to come … Continue reading Race day knickers are missing and this isnt funny anymore→