My cook has phoned in to say she cant make it.. supposedly poorly. It sounded to me like she was getting a good pounding though. Anyway, I will have to do a stint in the kitchen. Its Christmas Day and I need to cook lunch for the remaining staff, Lord B, and a few of … Continue reading Stuffing a bird →

I have a 4×4 911 turbo a jeep overlander 4x 4 a porche off road thingie 4 horseys 5 pairs of skis a snowboard a pilots license 4 dogs 2 cats 20 ducks dozens of cocks and I am fucking snowed in and no cigarettes Not happy. I need one of Riccardos flying creatures but … Continue reading snowed in →

I thought that would get more interest I have started posting my videos at a staggering (and I will be over the next few days) size and quality. I would say what size and bit rate they are but I have opened the wine xxx

I hope you like mine? I am standing on it this time x xx

I often get asked questions like….”Have you ever been fucked in Germny, France , etc” Here is a full list. * Albania 1 * Algeria 6 * Angola 2 * Argentina 6 * Armenia 9 * Australia 33 * Austria 13 * Azerbaijan 1 * Bahrain 1 * Bangladesh 5 * Barbados 1 * Belarus … Continue reading Miss Hybrid, cuntry by country →