Do not watch my video if you have a weak heart…..Lord B, you have been warned

I have put some photos up today and a vibrator. Tomorrows video will me telling you in detail what happened when I went to lunch with silly old Lord B’s chums and got fucked up all holes. I ram myself with my tiny vibrator while I give all the slurping details. I got so horny … Continue reading Stockings, too short a skirt and a Little vibrator →

I told the silly old geriatric fucker that I had no idea where all the water went. You will see in todays update why water consumption is spiraling out of control. I thought the silly old twat was going to have another heart attack, when he opened the bill. He would have had one if … Continue reading Lord B is moaning about the water charges. →

Todays update will be live shortly…It features my favorite shorts…. Photo on here shortly

How much should it cost to fix a ball-cock? I had an overflowing trough in my stables and went through the local paper small ads to find a plumber. I contacted one and he said he would be there straight away. He was a bit of a little maggot, so I was disappointed when he … Continue reading What a load of ball cocks →