I told the silly old geriatric fucker that I had no idea where all the water went. You will see in todays update why water consumption is spiraling out of control. I thought the silly old twat was going to have another heart attack, when he opened the bill. He would have had one if … Continue reading Lord B is moaning about the water charges.
Todays update will be live shortly…It features my favorite shorts…. Photo on here shortly
How much should it cost to fix a ball-cock? I had an overflowing trough in my stables and went through the local paper small ads to find a plumber. I contacted one and he said he would be there straight away. He was a bit of a little maggot, so I was disappointed when he … Continue reading What a load of ball cocks
I hope you liked my see-through shirt and pointing, hard nipples! I loved the one of me squirting water up my pussy. Will be back from Mummys Tuesday late, so back to normal service soon! Kisses Mwah xxxx
As I had agreed to meet with mummy later in the afternoon I decided I needed to see my banker urgently. I told him I was in town and needed his presence in good old Claridges. He has been made perfectly aware that a trip to Claridges entails him making a good use of time, … Continue reading Getting it in the ass