While everyone in Britain is becoming obsessed with the the current freezing conditions and competing to see “how cold is it with you?”
I have just checked and I can confirm it is -273 centigrade and even colder outside.
Below you can see my fish pond and beautiful flower beds.
No wonder my nipples are stuck out.
Miss Hybrid
Absolute Zero…….in your presence!! Felix must have been really bad to incur such a frosty atmosphere 🙂
Never mind, it’s only -270 here!!
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So is the message really saying spot the nipple in the picture?
1BB, I know Felix is emailing you. He heading for a spanked bottom and I dont care who knows it.
this is a very long and hard winter Milady xxxxxxx
LOL, I thinkm thats his plan :-)…..always on the lookout for fringe benefits!!
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This is developing into pun alley
I have a damp patch that needs attention.
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Minge benefits more like!
Punani more like! I can come and lick up that damp patch 🙂 XXX
Oooh, I love a good minge !!! XXX