How much should it cost to fix a ball-cock?
I had an overflowing trough in my stables and went through the local paper small ads to find a plumber.
I contacted one and he said he would be there straight away.
He was a bit of a little maggot, so I was disappointed when he arrived as I was getting excited about having a little fun. Anyway he, did manage to fix it.
When a tradesman sucks air through their teeth and makes a noise similar to “tutututut” with their tongue, as they present the bill, you know you are going to be fucked.
He thought, when I suggested a bit of fun in my Dungeon, to sort out the bill, that he was going to be fucked too.
Well he was, but not in the way he expected.
Needless to say the bill was drastically reduced.
Miss Hybrid, I’ve told you that you can have my cock and balls for free any time! I do intend staying attached to them at all times though 🙂 XXXXX
Miss Hybrid,
When you said you were goingto see mummy….I didn’t think you meant you were going to make your own mummy 🙂
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After the cheeky little plumber tried overcharging Miss Hybrid, the ritual disemboweling took place, followed by the ancient ritual of mummification. Howard Carter would have approved 🙂
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haha Mr cheeky plumber, put THAT in your tool roll 🙂
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