Do you think I am getting too much?

Heel in the balls foot and hand job x

These are some of the best photographs I have taken. I have some of them in mind for hanging on the wall.

Not too sure that Lord B will approve, but frankly, who gives a fuck…

Do not watch my video if you have a weak heart…..Lord B, you have been warned

I have put some photos up today and a vibrator.

Tomorrows video will me telling you in detail what happened when I went to lunch with silly old Lord B’s chums and got fucked up all holes.

I ram myself with my tiny vibrator while I give all the slurping details. I got so horny doing this that I was leaking everywhere.

I told the silly old geriatric fucker

that I had no idea where all the water went.

You will see in todays update why water consumption is spiraling out of control.

I thought the silly old twat was going to have another heart attack, when he opened the bill.

He would have had one if he knew about my fabulous spit roast I had for lunch with his friends and one of their secretaries.