I only approve post on here or answer emails from sexy, horny, erotic, witty , funny,  sane, red blooded, human beings. If you are a low life sniveling little fucker…….get to fuck.

Miss Hybrid

I love shooting. I have just got some new camo gear which will make spying on people wanking and fucking much easier, I hope. I wonder if every English Lady gets off on hiding in her woods watching others fuck?

I have advertised my wood on the dogging forums, so far I have been the only one there.

Right, its a cold Autumn evening. The log fire is roaring in the medieval fireplace.
You open the door and walk in behind me. I have text you that I am waiting. You have a raging hard-on. Where would you aim?

I have run out of double AA’s and I have fused the Sybian

As you know, I have a little bike. Perhaps you two should go for something slower and perhaps more wheels.