Look what I can ram up my arse.

7 thoughts on “Look what I can ram up my arse.”

1. Mmm, toad in the hole is OK, but I would MUCH prefer my tongue in yours!! Just that bit juicier and definitely be licking both your and my lips afterwards….maybe a bit of spit to start with, but when things heat up the juices always run clear….a sure sign that it’s well done, For dessert I’d give a big thumbs up to spotted dick with freshly whipped creamy custard straignt over the top, poured when it’s still warm and no lumps in it….nice and smooth, then you can rub it in, and lick the “plate” clean afterwards.

   I must say that gape is without doubt THE nicest one I’ve ever seen….perfection in every respect, I could just eat it 🙂

   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

2. That is quite a thick dildo isnt it?

   Seeley,

   We musnt do that again…They staff were not very happy at the Hilton, nor were one or two of the other diners.
   Particularly that po faced woman who got splattered with cream.

3. That is quite a thick dildo isnt it?

   Seeley,

   We musnt do that again…The staff were not very happy at the Hilton, nor were one or two of the other diners.
   Particularly that po faced woman who got splattered with cream.

4. One of Cleopatra’s nicknames was ‘Meriochane’, which means ‘she who gapes wide for ten thousand men.’ I’m starting to believe in reincarnation!

5. Yes, I agree, we must be more discreet the next time. Mind you , it was probably the best spread that had ever been layed on in that restaurant!

   We’ll have to try it at the Savoy the next time…think they might appreciate it a bit more 🙂

   The look on the old bats face as she got a faceful of cream was priceless though….serves her right for trying to get in on the action. I must improve my aim though, something distracted me and I pulled to the right 🙂

   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

6. I’d love it if you posted a video of you being assfucked in riding gear.

7. It looks like a thick dildo, but when I read your stories, I imagine an additional cock could be placed?

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.